Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-7315 (?)
- SCP-7315 is an invisible parasite that spreads through catchy songs, making them get stuck in people's heads. When someone is "infected," they hear the song constantly, feel compelled to hum or tap along, and start thinking and moving in very repetitive ways. This makes them less likely to take risks, do the same things over and over, and think critically. While it initially caused severe physical effects, it quickly adapted to be less noticeable. The organization tasked with containing such anomalies, however, has decided to leave SCP-7315 uncontained because its brain-dulling effects actually help them keep the public from noticing other strange events, saving them resources. All their own staff are protected by a special audio file called SCP-7315-C.
- Colletto Fava (?)
- Colletto Fava is a 1,600-meter hill in Italy's northern Piedmont region, notable for an art installation created in 2005 by the Viennese art group Gelitin. This installation, titled "Hase" (German for 'hare') and often called the "Giant Pink Rabbit," was a massive, pink, stuffed rabbit, 60 meters long and 6 meters high, with its entrails spilling out. Hikers were encouraged to climb and relax on the artwork, which was intended to last until 2025 but had almost completely decomposed by 2016 and is now entirely gone.